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Kid’s Say the Funniest Things

We love hearing the different things kids say in our office. It’s not every day they get to visit the dentist and have an incredibly fun time. Over the many years of practice, we’ve heard some funny things that we have to share.

"They work on teeth good here!"

"Can you pause the movie 'til I come back next time?"

Child walking in the front door says, "It smells like teeth in here!"

Patient to dental assistant that has her hair highlighted, "I like the stripes in your hair!"

Patient on the way out the door, "I just got my teeth cleaned; I don't need to brush them anymore!"

Child remarking about Lucy, the office dog, "There's a dog here, and she doesn't even clean teeth or anything!"

Mom is checking out after her son just had stainless steel crowns. The other son says, "I want to get some silver cavities, too!"

Dental assistant, "What grade are you in?"

Patient, "I'm supposed to be in 6th, but I'm only in kindergarten."

Dad tells a patient to wait because they can't leave until they pay. Child says, "Why do we have to pay for something that didn't feel so good?!"

When a parent was checking in, we asked whether or not anything had changed for them, and the child answered, "My teeth have gotten a tiny bit dirty."

Dental assistant asks a patient, "How do you like school?"

Patient, "I'm not sure yet; but if 2nd grade is anything like 1st grade, it's going to be a nightmare!"

Child checking in at the front desk says, "Look, I lost a tooth." The receptionist asks, "How did you lose it?" The patient answers, "I bit my brother's butt!" (Mom turns red as a full waiting room dies laughing!)